Various Selected Pieces of Lore for you little guys

Takashi Inui

The soccerer of all time. He kicks the sports and his powers were so great that the color of orange is now allowed to exist.

Why are the old videos on the golfernment like that?

Mental illness.

Why are the new videos on the golfernment like that?

Ironic Mental illness.

The Legend of SkyBlue Insurance

In the beginning, there was nothing. But then, the Skyblue Insurance commercial featuring a song was made. When it first came out it did not attract much attention due to being an ad but for the close listeners, there was something much deeper. Listening to the ad, people began to notice that the song was pretty good. But bad news, they didnt say what song it was. The song didnt have any lyrics besides bow bow bwowowow the guitar made so there was nothing to google. And boy, did we try. After a desperate search and a depressing reddit post to r/tipofmytongue we eventually began to lose steam on the search. Were we stuck only listening to "Trash" rappers like justins timberlake and justin beiber for the rest of our lives???!! No. We decided to really really look for the song and that led to us going to the website that BlueSky used for the commercial (Yes, they were lazy enough that they didnt hire an actual animator for the commercial, just used a generator thing). It was a pretty sad thing at first, considering an account had to be made but once we remembered we had our parents permission to create accounts online we were in to the very software used to create the musical commercial of our dreams. We instantly ignored all the options for scene settings, dialogue... We took a b-line to the music section and we feasted our eyes on the fact that there were like a thousand songs. And they all sounded like shitty commercial music. But not the beautiful holy shitty commercial music we needed. We dug and dug until we eventually found the song, Which i forgot what it was called.

The legend of soft body minecraft animation

I dont really know how but all our most popular videos are the most shitposty ones that appeal to children. probably all the children but anyway we were shitposting as usual. We made a video with soft body mine craft animation as a joke and some bullshit as the punchline. You know how it goes. But anyway it blows up cause of course the videos we make effort on get 16 views. Though maybe it was a bad thing to blow up. Because the original creator of the video finds it and sends historical threat "Give credit or i will give streke". Obviously this was very scary for us to encounter so to satiate his rageful threat we put credit in the description. We don't shitpost like that anymore not because of that incident but actually because it was never funny

The legend of me getting a mcflurry

shit tasted fine

The lore of..... Us???

We got like five or eleven people making videos. One of those numbers. there are a lot of people who also had this idea but we are glad you chose to visit the website of this one. I bet your favorite collective doesnt have a website. We have a Website

devious licks

Uhh...hi. I'm also one of the owners of this channel. I did not make this video, nor did vetoo. Our main purpose here is to provide entertaining videos that in no way promote crimes, such as the video you see here. This video is not real, it is entirely fake and is the creator's own item. I sincerely apologize to the people who got mad at this video, and I also apologize to the people who were victims of the creator's toxic replies in the comment section. On behalf of us at The Golfernment's YouTube channel, in no way, shape, or form would we ever want to actually encourage you to commit a crime. Thank you!