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DJ Awesome - Good Morning to my hoes and to swag (11/19/23) This is DJ Awesomes very first toe dippage into the Garageband Meme Rap industry which carried a lot of firsts with it, as you would expect being a pioneer to the label and all. Because this music was grouped together, everything else was allowed to happen. The Butterfly Effects of the Golfernment Music world are all decisions that were made here. Because all good scenes need a rule set. DJ Awesome. All my hoes and swag, I compell thee a Good Morning.
Lil Seussical - Xbox Music (10/18/24)When Xbox Music came out, the tone immediately shifted from "One joke album we did" to "Oh shit, now this is like a record label" and all that. It was a little bit of a surprise release with only one day warning given in advance. However, once it released, Xbox Music started trends in its own way, such as being the introduction of standardized rear cover art. If GMtmhas started the idea of what a Golfernment album could be, XM crafted the steel molds adopted by the population. Every night is an Xbox Night.
DJ Awesome - if music is An pregnancy fetish - I am The Father (10/20/24) o-o-o-o-ooooo-oo-o-o-oh my God! if music was a pregnancy fetish was Dj Awesome's return volley to Lil Seussical's serve shot tennis volley sport. Getting into a little of a review here but the sounds on this push what is typically expected from normal music on this hardware. Garageband as a DAW can serve a lot of functions but it does have its limits. So that being said Dj Awesome's music starts to sound impossible to make on just a phone. Maybe two phones at least. Record features a guitar
$EX - LIVE BROADCAST OF THOUGHT PROVOKING FRIVOLITIES AND A LESSON ON THE PROPERTIES OF BROMINE (10/23/24) And with that scale defying title a third contributor enters the world of Golfernmusic. While the album currently being taken down does not sing confidence for the project still Bromine administers a half hour long transmission to lock you into the Golfernment art language even further. What any project here does not lack is length. If you are feeling a collection of work then it is sure to provide for your full fortnite goldfish attention span. Which should be pretty long all things considered since you have read four paragraphs in and are still going. Whoop whoop woo woo whoop whoop whoo...
$EX - I Grew Up In The Sewers (10/25/24) And with that children's safety defying title a third contributor continues the world of Golfernmusic. This one was an EP though. The only meaning for that is basically sewars (fan title) was a over-the-air patch to the acoustically similar Live Broadcast, which was not live or even broadcasted. It's important to note that by this point we have had 4 releases within a week. I don't know what was in the water in October 2024 but it sure as hell washed into the sewers. This "Big Bang" moment provided a lot of the early momentum for The Golfernment's creativity to thrive. You can only wonder if the sewers connect to the showers.
DJ Awesome - WARIO IN PLAYSTATION ALLSTARS BATTLE ROYALE (10/27/24) Well, Fellas... Wario is here. Dj Awesome's releases always sort of change the way our music is viewed. They provide a means of scaling back and thinking about the parts that really matter. It's true, in a way, that Golfernment artists all build their music off of each other. I mean, our main audience is ourselves, our peers are ourselves, and it is like a positive feedback that can distort music, change it; I believe in a long enough period of time we will be able to reach any heights we pine for without any outsider help, or at least with any outsiders we fuck with enough to join with us. There is a certain beauty in a microcosmic production group, in music or in any media forme that relates it to that of a small self sufficient village or tribe. Anyways the album is good, you should make an effort to hear it. Or wario will fart on u!!!
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DJ Awesome - All The Bugs in South LA (11/11/24) Some of the peaks of Golfernment music releases are the moments where an artist goes back to back and brings out another album, as if to say "I ain't done here". All The Bugs in South LA is like the boundary-pushing electronic counterpart to Wario's more classic comedic vocals and sounds. This kind of eludes to the new duality of what Golfernment Music can be. Once you reach the limits of making funny sounds on your phone, something happens. A second, more high effort approach starts to be made where the music can actually sort of stand on its own. This is the space where our artists can potentially see more growth in the next season. Rumors are, Golfernment artists are all looking to break out of the Garageband mold and seek new frontiers of making their masterpieces. And dealing poop
$EX - Raisin Bran Two Scoops (12/3/24) And with that nutritionally defying title a third competitor pours a bowl of songs into the world of Golfernmusic. $EX was always the most supportive of real intrument use of the group, which provides a contrasting sound experience to the others. The strength of music here is the ability to get a vast variety of experiences from artist to artist. The ideas one may present could be ones the others may have never thought of in their lives. So make sure to listen to every song please okay tha
Lil Seussical - Numbers (12/14/24) Rock out with the numbers! This album contains both the rappinest tracks yet but also the weird electronic ones no one care's about. The wide and varied world of this album really makes you feel like a number. Now why don't you go ahead and count for me you brainless little digit... To see a greater insight over a track-by-track basis check out the Artists' Commentary
Lil' Shartcake - GREEN (12/24/24) Holy shit. GREEN. The greatest feat we have ever been granted the gift of witnessing from God (Who also happens to be Lil Shartcaker) This album is oozing with all the classic moments we expect from a Shartcakian rapper such as this. I don't know if it's even worth describing to you, just hook it up to your bluetooth speaker and let everybody at the HomeGoods know you have good taste. You deserve it. Don't spend all your green on skibidi. Just send it to Lil Shartcake instead.